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Posted on Sep 6, 2011 in Findings

Life’s Instructions

Posted on Sep 5, 2011 in Findings

Life’s Instructions

Have a firm handshake.
Look people in the eye.
Sing in the shower.
Own a great stereo system.
If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
Keep secrets.
Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
Whistle.

More instructions at the link

http://www.amazingposts.com/2007/07/lifes-instructions.html?m=1

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